Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Bengals Player Found Guilty of DUI

A California judge sentenced Cincinnati Bengals player Jason Shirley to 30 days in a work program for a 2007 drunk driving incident.

Apparently Shirley got plastered and crashed his automobile into an apartment in Fresno, CA. Which begs 2 important questions: How the hell do you get so drunk you crash into a building? And how much alcohol does a 6'5", 338 pound man have to drink to get a BAC of .12? I'm guessing the answers are "very" and "a lot."


Side Note: While searching for a picture of Jason Shirley to include with this article I stumbled across this gem:


Who comes up with these things?

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